There are some things in Hawai’i that just don’t make sense.  A benign way to describe Hawai’i in light of the following mysteries is to consider the state as “America on paper only.” A more accurate, though more severe description would be to view Hawai’i as a type of dystopian or dysfunctional Disneyland.  Facts that apply on the mainland (America) never see the light of day here in Paradise.  And yet, the Aloha spirit prevails.  Even road rage is almost nonexistent – well, except for the fact that if road rage occurs, more often than not, that rage will involve a machete.  Life is simple in Hawai’i; the longer you stay here, the more you see a pattern that becomes a devolution defying obsolescence.  Visitors would never notice because they’re not here long enough; they still see the big picture.  But when you’ve been here for some time, and you…